Keychain Bottle Opener
Don't you hate being caught in the remote cabin/bonfire party/alley behind the club without a bottle opener?
Sure, it might LOOK cool to break off the top of the bottle, it may impress the ladies, but all those shards of glass are so bothersome...
Fear not, friends, we're here to help.
Genuine red bottle opener/church key with the BS logo that fits right on your key ring for those emergency bottle opening needs.